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A form of sex where you get inflated with pudding untill you poop usually after you get butt fucked in a pool of pudding as you know the iceing on the cake.
"Hey what are you doing today?"
"My husband is giving me a happy tapioca tonight!"
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the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.
one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.
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Youths trying to act rude can be most male and female randomly slapping people either complete strangers or people they know. More recently it is private school kids in London(have been some cases in southend) trying to prove they arent lil rich kids. Started in public schools. After it was made illegal the name has been changed and there are now many different names plus many different variations of how it's done.
Group of boys aged 15 approach me from behind nd happy slap me. i spin round, grab the phone and through it under a passing bus. Phone completely crushed. Me laughing.
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When you have a plate full of all your favourite foods and it makes you happy.
Me: “Hey Babe, I could really use a happy plate!”
SO: “Nachos, chicken nuggets, sashimi and fries? That will take forever.”
Me: “thanks babe.”
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Self description or a description of another person
Hey! It's 5:00 on Friday - my happy ass is outta here!
Hey! Get your happy ass back to work.
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a state of being naive and therefore, happy.
Not knowing the sad truths about the world, which leaves you happy but undeniably ignorant.
Remember when we were six years old and didn't know about war and animal abuse, i wish i was still stupid happy like back then!
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A straight male who you would swear is really gay.
That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.
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