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A hobo who is still outside when the weather turns below 0 around december and is very poorly dressed for the situation e.x Jeans and T-Shirt. Can usually be found pan handling in any major city that gets cold enough.
Benj: "Hey Kyle, lookit the Christmas Hobo!"
*Kyle sees a shivering hobo who is clearly near death*
Benj and Kyle: "Hahahahahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone."
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An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.
a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.
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A person obsessed with making sure that everything from public offices down to the stores you go to conform to his cultural beliefs during the Christmas Holiday season.
a Christmas Nazis will get offend with any business that even utters the word happy holidays.
Doing so will cause them to accuse you of being part of a conspiracy against their cultural/religious views. See The War on Christmas
During the Christmas Holiday Season other religions are supposed to take the back seat regardless of what the American people think.
In short these overly aggressive Religious nuts turn a Holiday that supposed to Unite people in Christian Fellowship into a Holiday that express hate toward those who practice their right to Religious Freedom. It's also a cash cow for the leaders of the Religious Right
Christmas Nazi + Conspiracy + Propaganda merchandice = Profit and discord.
Again the Christmas Season was ruined by the pro-conformity Christmas Nazi.
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Very similar to the European Coughdrop but with some festive tweaks... a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys and has a wreath around his neck. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, nutmeg, cinnamon, pine needles etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude with a Santa hat on. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, dressed as a Christmas Elf, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.
Miso: Hey, lets get Nicole in for the Christmas Coughdrop.
Jordan: That's a great idea; I'll just put down my Eggnog and grab my pulleys
Miso: Perfect! We'll deck her halls.
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When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.
Man 1:"Dude, I gave Dave a White Christmas last night."
Man 2:" RAAAD"
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Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!
"whos that sexy man?" "thats Brian Christmas!"
"hey, nice ass Brian Christmas"
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Money used during the Christmas season to buy anything Christmas related, such as gifts or decorations.
(said during early-mid December) Man, I'm broke as hell right now. I need to make some Christmas money.
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