June 25

National Eat Her Asshole Day

Bro Did you know what day it is?

No what?

Its National Eat Her Asshole Day, June 25

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june 24th

the second to lst day of birthday week; the day of complete awesomeness

girl 1: "who's ready for summer?!?!!!"
girl 2: "you mean 'who's ready for june 24th?!?!?!'"

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June 15

National send jack a tit pic day.
It's when girls are required to send Jack a tit pic over snapchat.
Yo please let this be a definition i really wanna get a tit pic and this will be my backup if things go to shit my man

Girl 1: oh damn it's June 15
Girl 2: why is that important?
Girl 1: I have to send Jack a tit pic cuz it's national send Jack a tit pic day.

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june 30

when my handsome baby was born.. he is the best person ever.. i love you handsome

June 30

person-that’s your boyfriend

me-yes ma’am that’s all mine

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June 11

National Fat cock appreciation day, honor those with a Low IQ and an even lower hang. Those who celebrate June 11 as national fat cock appreciation day must have a dick .5 inches or longer. A fat cock is not to be confused with a Choad, which is a short dick with too much Fat rather a fat cock is a long meaty cock.

Friend 1: Yo my birthday is coming up on June 11, ya know what that means!

Friend 2: oh, happy national fat cock appreciation day!

Friend 1: thanks!

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June 21st

Emma is short day. Any emma you know you can call short on the shortest day of the year

“Hey emma, you’re short”
“Shut up Thomas”
“That’s on September 1st , today is emma short day because June 21st is the shortest day of the year”

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June 27

Is ur friend is born on this day u must buy them a hoodie on Christmas

Here a hoodie because ur birthday is June 27

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