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Usually has a fat dick and is so black that he ain't a nigger sometimes when he gets high his nipples get pointy
Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.
Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
The swaggiest person you've ever met. He is so cool that you will wish you were friends with him if you aren't, and it'll cure your depression if you are. He's really into the coolest fandoms (for example; everyone likes undertale which is super cool and homestuck is amazing) and will drag you down into the depths of them with him. He will defend you against bullies and will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone for you. He is the strongest person, even stronger than the guys who work out regularly.
"WOW IS THAT JEREMY"
"YEAH"
"WOW HES SO COOL I WANNA BE HIS FRIEND"
"IKR HE CURED ALL SEVEN OF MY MENTAL ILLNESSESS"
"IKR AND HES SO HOT AND SEXY"
"IKR!! LIKE ZOO WEE MAMA!!!!!!111!!!!1"
Jeremy is very emo and leeches off of Rose's lunchbox. He also moans weirdly and says random stuff in such a weird way... He also tries really hard in volleyball but never makes a straight serve. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT.
Jeremy:
*moans badly*
Fameery: Stop trying to be a bitch boy.
A dumb ass nigga that doesn't know drake and listens to heavy metal
Ima finna kill that nigga Jeremy
Jeremy is an awesome person to be around. Jeremy is always up for a good time, and says the sweetest and most genuine compliments. Jeremy is incredibly hilarious, and witty. You can always trust Jeremy. There are infinitely more reasons why Jeremy is an awesome friend.
“Wow, I wish I met Jeremy sooner.”
“Jeremy is just awesome at playing the spoons”
Friend 1: “Wow, who’s that really cool person solving that Rubik’s cube?”
Friend 2: “That’s Jeremy”
is someone who will make your black and white world bright with color. His dorky and awkward nature will warm your heart and make you want to hold him by your side forever. He is supportive and kind, but especially appreciative. He will value you 24/7 and always make you see your worth. He will gladly spend hours with you, whether you're binge watching anime, talking about life or...anything! Never let him go.
"Oh, Jeremy, you're such a dork, but I love you."