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This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
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A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...
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The Joe Biden Sniff Attack is a term that can be used if a image of Joe Biden sniffing someone is found.
"Ew bro,why is Joe Biden smelling her hair?"
"Thats a Joe Biden Sniff Attack if ive ever seen one."
A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.
And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.
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Joe Biden Wake Up, Joe Biden Wake Up
This is a message from muhammad to Joe Biden about 9/11, Joe Biden Wake Up
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Joe Biden is the worst president ever!
Joey: I hate joe Biden! Joel: me too! John: you better like Biden or die! Joey: punches John in the face
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That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.
Joe Biden has dementia
This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"
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