June 25

National Eat Her Asshole Day

Bro Did you know what day it is?

No what?

Its National Eat Her Asshole Day, June 25

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june 24th

the second to lst day of birthday week; the day of complete awesomeness

girl 1: "who's ready for summer?!?!!!"
girl 2: "you mean 'who's ready for june 24th?!?!?!'"

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June 15

National send jack a tit pic day.
It's when girls are required to send Jack a tit pic over snapchat.
Yo please let this be a definition i really wanna get a tit pic and this will be my backup if things go to shit my man

Girl 1: oh damn it's June 15
Girl 2: why is that important?
Girl 1: I have to send Jack a tit pic cuz it's national send Jack a tit pic day.

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june 30

when my handsome baby was born.. he is the best person ever.. i love you handsome

June 30

person-that’s your boyfriend

me-yes ma’am that’s all mine

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June 11

National Fat cock appreciation day, honor those with a Low IQ and an even lower hang. Those who celebrate June 11 as national fat cock appreciation day must have a dick .5 inches or longer. A fat cock is not to be confused with a Choad, which is a short dick with too much Fat rather a fat cock is a long meaty cock.

Friend 1: Yo my birthday is coming up on June 11, ya know what that means!

Friend 2: oh, happy national fat cock appreciation day!

Friend 1: thanks!

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June 5th

— It’s International Short People Day, where you make fun of all your short friends
— if your born this day, your short

Somehow people born on June 5th, are just short, and that’s life.

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June 27

Is ur friend is born on this day u must buy them a hoodie on Christmas

Here a hoodie because ur birthday is June 27

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