girls lay pipe

the phrase we weren't supposed to notice at the end of the movie "blue crush," having more than a pg13 rating. they prob. got away with it since they called it surfing related.

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As I Lay Dying

A mainstream hardcore band that attempts to make music, but fails horribly.

Also, a band whose songs can be learned in under five minutes without tablature.

"Dude, As I Lay Dying sucks so bad that just got done learning one of their songs in five minutes, without tabs."

"Of course you did. They suck."

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As I Lay Dying

A shit-metal band. The "vocalist" just screams for screaming sake, and can't even do that well. He sounds like some adolescent 100 lb. wuss. The "music" if you can even call it that is boring, repetetive, and sounds like every other one of these "nu metal" bands that plauge the industry with cookie cutter riffs, and scream scream scream bullshit. The future of metal is in jeopardy of being taken over by this crap.

I took a crap this morning, and it sounded like As I Lay Dying.

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As I Lay Dying

1. A band that basically sucks.

2. To Gwar(shart), Slipknot(mouth shart), and mayhem (blow asnot rocket) all at the same time.

1. "Goooooddddd how could you do this to me??"

"Wow those lyrics suck dick they must be as i lay dying

2. Dude did you see Roberts girlfriend???

I As I Lay Dying to that.

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lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

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lay it like an onion

An idiom which is used when someone is being an idiot.

Wedge: Wheeeyyy!
Vlad: Wedge, just lay it like an onion!

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lay u out

have sex with someone

I’d low key lay u out

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