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The act of a woman spinning 360 degrees on a males penis while preforming intercourse.
My and my wife got bored so we tried the Lazy Susan.
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When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.
The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.
"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."
The lazy day belly usually refers to girls, it happens when wearing any outfit but usually on the lazy day outfit. It's those few inches of your stomach that shows, not from fat, but simply from your shirt riding up and you're too lazy to pull it down.
Having a lazy day today, nothing like a tank top, sweatpants, hair tied, and chilling with no make up on. Oh and it seems i have some of the lazy day belly too haha.
A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.
Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”
A group of fuck boys that always circle their way back around.
Brandon is a lazy susan boi. He’ll circle his way back around eventually. Spin the wheel.