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The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).

Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."

by boringpianos April 22, 2023

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better left blank

To intentionally omit information, so as to avoid both lying an giving too much information. Sometimes inferring that the person does not feel strongly, or that they wish to keep their views secret.

When Thomas got to the part of his online profile that asked religious preference, he thought that field was better left blank.

by yet another anonymous December 31, 2008

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bus left

Used in referring to loss of an alcohol or drug buzz/high. Meaning: the buzz is gone.

My bus left me high and dry, hand me another.
The bus just left the building.
My bus just crashed.
I just missed the bus.

by AngieC October 15, 2005

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Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 March 31, 2006

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Left parter

Refers to a person who parts their hair on the left. As per the Hair Part Theory, this draws attention to the left side of the brain, which is the logical, rational side, and generally leads to a personality type that is more standard and acceptable. Often can be accused of being unemotional and too masculine.

She's a left parter - no wonder she rules with an iron thumb.

by talismancat April 27, 2008

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The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 10, 2010


Left the Keys in the Mailbox

1. to make a mistake or screw up in a careless or stupid manner.

2. fail to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.

"Bill really left the keys in the mailbox on that account..."
"The Mets have once again left the keys in the mailbox this season..."

by Chester Elkowitz November 4, 2011