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Lord Gorlock was originally the name for a toy in a commercial for Geico Insurance. He was then adopted by two boys of about thirteen who used him as the mascot for their most remarkable production company Lord Gorlock Productions® a subgroup of Ben carey Films®. They are responsible for some of the most astonishing skateboarding and public annoyance videos of the 21st century.
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"Hey Steeve, your friend Jerry is cute" " Don't even bother Becky, hes a fucking Bone Lord."
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A person who stays in the same place so long they are drentched in sweat.
Stop camping the bookshelf you damn sweat lord.
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People who rule over their minions with a strict, yet not communist way. They prefer to use the ancient weapon, the LIGHTSABER, but unfortuanately, the knowledge to build a lightsaber has been lost.
The Sith Conclave, Darth Timo and Darth Kaine rule over their Rooster Teeth empire. They are the most powerful known Sith Lords ever.
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Lord Mcfred is known for being the best midfielder of all time. he's considered to be a lot better than players like Iniesta, Zidane, Toni Kross, Xavi, Modric, and a lot of others. He could've won the midfielder of the year every year he played but Fifa, Uefa, and France football decided that he's too good and it would be unfair to others.
"he's the best midfielder to ever play the game"
-Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Lord Mcfred is the best midfielder of all time.
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The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!
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the fatest of all the cats in the land. known for his obnoxious meowing and constant eating. he likes earwax and big green chairs.
Lord Bail wont secede from his food bowl.
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