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Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.
Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT
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After engaging in anal sex with the mother of your children, wipe your member clean on the curtains (and listen to her scream)
After climbing off of my wifes back, i wiped myself on the curtains and saw the perfect example of a "screamin milf"...
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A group of girls going around asking for sex usually they smoke weed.
A milf house is out there on the street.
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a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
Dolly and Eric's reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.
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This is where you find women of an older age, usually between the age of 35-45 (or if she's still bangin past than who gives a fuck).
Places to go "hunt" for MILFS would be at a Lowe's, Home Depot or at a Little League baseball game.
Make sure you're confident and proud, don' be afraid to flirt or stare at her titties for a bit. Get loose, get happy, get laid.
MILF HUNTING GROUNDS: Home Depot, Little League games, Supermarkets, etc.
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Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.
Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?
Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY
Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.
this day is celebrated May 23rd EVERY year. we appreciate hot ass moms and future milfs
Chad: Yo Adam did u wish y/n a Happy National Milf Day. She’s so hot, def gonna be a milf one day.