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The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
Mate of Mine is a common saying around the world when referring to a friend of a friend or small business owner who can help you in any way shape or form.
A mate of Mine is a Plumber, Personal Trainer, Photographer and more.... Or you can check out www.mateofmine.com
The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks
'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."
When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"
"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"
"Really? That happened to me last week."
A low tech method to catch someone hacking your computer by surfing web sites or typing information that will get a reaction.
I just figured out *name* was hacking my home computer since they just tripped the mining the harbor