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Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013


Monke drip

Like monke drip drip but less poggers

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022


Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025


monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences

These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.

by bassett July 01, 2024


Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003


baby monke

A monke that is a baby

William was just born, he's a baby monke

by Wechatwang November 22, 2021


Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69

I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!

by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021