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The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice
Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.
Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.
Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.
When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".
At a hostel in Marseille:
Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*
Meaning Trump. During the election, Milo Yiannopoulos made everyone feel uncomfortable calling Trump "Daddy" & "Orange Daddy" and it was one of the highlights of the 2016 election cycle.
"Orange Daddy will not be responding to questions from CNN!"
Gen Z: Oh my God, I need to find a POG Daddy for tonight
Millennial: What language are you speaking?
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By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.
Puff Daddy, P-diddy, Sean Combs.
I don't give a fuck they all suck balls!
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used as an exclamation expressing awesomeness or excitement.
Hank: Hey, guess wut?
Clem: wut?
Hank: Mary Lou and I did the horizontal mambo last nite.
Clem: BOOM DADDY!
<high fives>
Hank: yeah…
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the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.
other definitions include;
- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.
- you nodded reading above definition.
- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.
- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."
- other variations include; dnoob
Example #1 ------
Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.
Example #2 ------
Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.
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