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I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.
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The speed in which you run to the shitter.
My shitter speed is really fast.
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My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.
Speed Razor is coming by later.
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Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.
Tryrel, Go nigga speed. there’s other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.
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When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.
Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!
Dude2: She must be speed texting again.
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When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.
Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?
Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
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to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound
garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm
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