I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.
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The speed in which you run to the shitter.
My shitter speed is really fast.
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My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.
Speed Razor is coming by later.
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Going way over the posted speed limit and weaving through traffic; being reckless in traffic, and inconsiderate to other motorists not giving a care in the world about their speed.
Tryrel, Go nigga speed. thereβs other cars in front of you in the merge lane and your lane ends.
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When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.
Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!
Dude2: She must be speed texting again.
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to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound
garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm
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A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"
"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"
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