sritarded drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."

I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.

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virgin drunk

The feeling of being drunk or high that comes on because of sexual actions. No substances are actually involved. The feeling disipates literally after the virgin has sex.

Kitty admits that when she was virgin, she became virgin drunk when Alex touched her bebz. Her last time at his house ended up on his bed popped.

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Liam Drunk

Being obscenely drunk and rarely remember anything from the night, ever, even when convinced by others that certain events happened. There a two distinct forms, the Baalim and the Lanigan. Both over-the-top drunk, but with slight differences in behaviour. However, both states-of-being are characterised by rowdiness and good times... we think.

I totally got a new level of Liam drunk last night, and then I yelled 'hooligans' and 'ham sandwich' at passerbys.

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coon drunk

its basically being as (drunk)as a native australian aboriginal, aboriginals are well known to be ruthless alcoholics who get drunk as drunk can be, they are usually (coon drunk) most days and like to drink metholated spirits or cheap cask wine or really anything thats cheap and can get them intoxicated

im going out tonight to get (coon drunk)

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drunk accident

Something that occurs in an extreme state of innebriation. Making out with your girlfriends sister or best friend or dog is a great example.

Aw, I'm sorry baby, I know she's your best friend, it was just a drunk accident.

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delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

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drunk-tired

Feeling drunk without drinking any alcohol. Cause by staying up late or simply being tired. Also a possible cause is low/high sugar levels.

Alex: Man, did you hear this Google employee stayed up until 5am yesterday and mass emailed his company complaining about Google+?
Steve: "Duh, he was obviously drunk-tired."

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