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When a child has NO FATHER and wants to sick their head in a goddamn toilet because of their “immaculate rizz”
Timmy: you had your ahh stuck in a toilet? Thats some skibidi rizz in ohio right there blud
Mary: i should have never broken up with him and gotten custody
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West Unity, Ohio small town in Northwest Ohio where people know everyones business and drinks coffee together every weekend discussing other peoples personal life. Also where make believe gangsters live and country folk wish they were actually country.
"Hey man, have you been to West Unity, Ohio?"
"Hell nah, they know their neighbors social security number and they act like they are from Detroit."
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Mount Gilead is a small town all hillbillies, and redneck folk, where you see many strange things, and you know everyone no matter where you go. Your almost guaranteed to see Billy on his lawn mower at the gas station buying his case of beer, George in the same outfit he wore last tuesday, and all the Mount Gilead Sluts will be seen at the pharmacy getting their prescriptions filled.
Secret? There's no secrets in Mount Gilead Ohio knows everyone's business!
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the best damn state school in the nation.
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Largest college in the U.S. They have strong graduate programs. Typically perceived a close second to Miami University (Ohio) for undergraduate. Ohio State Michigan football game is a national spectacle. There is also a university in rural Athens, Ohio called Ohio University which is a separate institution.
It's THE Ohio State University, not to be confused with Ohio University!
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One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"
Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"
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sporting teams representing THE Ohio State University. these teams enjoy a rich and extremely devoted fan base who care not what 'those people up north' have to say about any rivalry because we know we're better anyway...
no better combo than Scarlet & Gray
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