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A tall douche with black hair and blue eyes who picks on his short and stumpy sister who lives near Schitt's Creek. He prefers Angus, no anus! Both, shall do. Phil, please don't play hide the sausage with the poor animals. You might give them Covid and my children won't be able eat for weeks!
Sister: If you don't shut your trap, I'll climb you like Jack the Beanstalk and hit you like Rick Flair.
Phil: Go ahead, I'd like to see you try it! What the?!
Sister: Woooooooooo!
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Like Ronnie, he is a George Bailey from the X-mas movie "Its a Wonderful Life." Loved by everyone. He would give someone (even strangers) the shirt off his back. A selfless guy who loves his friends and family. Deeply loves his wifey. He does so much for others that sometimes he forgets how much he means to others. Sometimes, he thinks that people only want him for something. But, this person only wants happiness for him and his lady.
Ronnie: Hey, my girl said that you showed her images of you in the shower. Is that right?
Phil: I don't know what you are talking about. Those pictures were not for her. You see your girl is a sneaky, no good, classless broad.
Ronnie: I'll make you eat your words!
Phil: Relax, kid.
Ronnie: Don't tell me to relax! I know Brazilian Jit Jitsu. I'll put you in a choke hold.
Phil: No, you won't. Sheesh, you don't need to be so extra. . . .
A guy larger than life, usually a 3xl. Cares more about helping others than even buying new shirts or regularly cleaning dog hair out of his van. Always has a new joke to tell and if you’re lucky, you can maybe even hear him giggle.
Hey is that Phil Carney over there?!? Man that guy can ball at the mall like Chris Paul!!!
Many people don't always get a chance to get to know a Phil as they aren’t always social and can be recluses living in their art dens… listening to electronic music… while eating porridge, but once you do get to know one there's no going back and you'll fall in love with your Phyllis.
Phil’s have a knowledge of this world like no other, love a good yarn about the back story of a book or a director’s cut special addition and can do the best Arnie impressions.
When a Phil finds their calling they love it with everything in them and share that passion bringing light into others’ world. Phil’s are absolutely amazing people that are always there for anyone. They never fail to make people smile or laugh, even if they are feeling down. While Philip’s can be very stubborn, sometimes grumpy, their cuteness outweighs it all.
“I didn’t understand that film’s ending, I need to go chat to a Phil”
a daddy™, literally, like the embodiment of it.
sugar daddy: hey baby girl
baby girl: yes, phil?
sugar daddy: im sorry what
baby girl: i mean... yes, daddy?
Phil is the definition of cool.
From his imaginary long hair to his amazing ball skills when playing Rocket League.
His rugged Phil Collins looks are there to marvel and His singing voice sets him apart from the competition because it’s fuckin awful!
Phil also is usually the ‘longest’ in the shower.
The legend that is Phil