poopy butt darts

When you have diarrhea and the feces comes out in a series of small staccato blasts.

I have poopy butt darts shooting from my ass like a machine gun on full-auto!

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Your a poopy head

You want me to spell it out? YOUR A POOPY HEAD

-insert twitch streamer reaction here

“Your a poopy head”

-Twitch streamer screams than dies

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poopie butt hobo

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie

random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

Poopy Diaper Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of a diaper full of excrement
or
A sandwich that tastes absolutely awful
or
Rogue poop sandwiched in-between ones butt cheeks

I just farted and pretty sure I have a poopy diaper sandwich

Poopy flavored lollipop

being a poopy flavored lollipop basically means you're useless in a particular situation or just in general.

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
- said by PatchesO'Houlihan

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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.

Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.

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poopy new guinea

n. When you take a shit that is two different colors (roughly split down the middle). It looks like the map-coloring for papua new guinea. Usually caused by two different meals getting digested at separate times.

"I had pancakes for breakfast yesterday and chinese food for dinner. This morning I laid a huge poopy new guinea."

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