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When you nut on your girls face while wearing a cowboy hat and shouting "howdy yall!"
Samantha was feeling pretty horny, so I decided to give her a good southern nutella sandy.
While making out on the beach with your girl , drag two fingers through the sand then proceed to finger her.
Dude, I was getting it on with this girl on the beach, so I gave her the Angry Sandy.
When you’re having sex, pull out, dip your dick in sand, and then put it back in.
My girlfriend asked me to have sex on the beach, so I surprised her with my sandy frank.
When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
Luke gave that girl a North Carolina Sandy Meat Ball last night.
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When man puts sand and water is woman’s kitty
Sandy wildsplash:
Wow man, I have a girl a nasty sand wildsplash.
Wow my woman’s tabby cat didn’t like the sand wildsplash I gave it.
The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
Participant 1 (typ. Male) prepares himself by gently massaging the tip of his penis with fine grit sandpaper whilst Participant 2 (typ. Female) prepares the empty socket (eye) by placing four drops of four loko into the empty socket. Once all preparations have been made, participants align their bodies with the head at the feet of the other participant and vice versa in the typical “69” sexual position. Once both participants are in the proper positions, you are to be fully inserted and lie still for up to 6 hours at minimum. Full sexual climax is not to be achieved.
Full sexual climax is not to be achieved for the Sideways Sandy.