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noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.
Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.
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A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
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The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore City Shuffle across the Light Rail tracks last Thursday.
The G-Body Shuffle is a term used to describe a characteristic of the 1978-1987 general motors G platform vehicles. (monte carlo, grand prix, cutlass, regal ,el camino ,malibu) In which upon a hard launch with enough power the vehicle swerves or dips to one side from unequal torque transfer. This is due to the triangulated 4-link suspension. the term is commonly used among Drag race folks. Note: the 1987 regal GNX did not have this problem as it had a ladder bar/ panhard bar setup
racer one: Yo mayne you see that cutlass murder that mustang? fucker launched hard. looked kinda funny though.
racer two: yeh bruh thass the g body shuffle. my grand prix does the same thang.
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A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name
person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"
person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"
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person M: " yeh"
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person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"
person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"
Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"
person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"
person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"
person M: " I R win"
the melbourne shuffle was born
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Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.
I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!
Pants exploded: 1
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The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle