Dashwood

An exotic name. Dashwood doesn't ever know the appropriate situation. He yells the flavor of his jizz in the middle of crowded streets. He also tells jokes that involve fathers having sex with their young daughters.

Jerome: "Hey! There's Dashwood over there!"
Michelle: "Did you hear that his come is Sea-Salt Caramel-flavored?"

Jerome: "yeah. I heard him yell it"

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Lord Dashwood

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.

C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.

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Herbert "Daring" Dashwood

A man that went on many adventures with his stalwart Ghoul manservant named Argyle. Thy went on many adventures together like when they escaped Paradise Falls and lead slavers to Rockopolis.

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