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1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina
Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"
Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."
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The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."
Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!
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a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.
Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.
Really bro? How'd it go bro?
It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?
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an ancient indian tribe that went around and skeeted on people and there homes
Tribe Leader: tomorrow we will be going south to capture the enemies and skeet all over there huts, faces, and probly there ear holes
Young Follower: long live the skeet tribe
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When a man ejaculates in a women's chair in hopes that she'll sit in it.
Oh snap, I just sat on a skeet cushion!
I'm gonna sneak in the girl's bathroom and give them a toilet skeet cushion!
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while oundin' your girl from behind it is the act of pulling out and jizzin' all over your girlfriend's back with out here realizing what you have accomplished. This move was invented by the great Poppa-Skeet-Skeet in early 2005.
Blake:"Last night I pulled the Mysterious Skeet on my GF's back, yo."
Conor:"Way to Skeet-it-Real my 'brother from another mother'"
Blake:"Lets go get some ice cream Poppa-Skeet-Skeet"
Conor:"Alright"
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