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The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
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To needlessly waste time
We were an hour late for dinner because the wife spent an hour pissing about with make up and doing her hair.
My pint was empty because my mate spent 20 minutes pissing about trying to chat up the barmaid.
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Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!
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When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
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Plain & simple: another name for the penis.
{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
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When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.
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To be worse than an Idiot but a nicer way of saying Absolute Dickhead
Yo that guy over there is a pissing idiot
I hate that guy
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