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To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.
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Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter
More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.
Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.
Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.
Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?
Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.
Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.
Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.
Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
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The truck that empties porta-johns
Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!
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To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
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An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.
"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "
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A language only understandable by Justin Turd Ass Turd, Jordan Metalturd Dingle Ass, Kyle Dingle Ass, and Aaron Dingle. It is a metal or me-tal language. The words turd, dingle, dinglefuck, fuckass or any other made up word by the four dingle mysters is and can be used to replace any word chosen buy them.
The Turd Language examples;
1: Yo turdass, did you turd today?
2: No, where is turdass?
1: Hey dingleass, lick my dingle turds.
2: Lick my ass, turdfuck.
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When you are taking a shit in the bathroom stall and somone trys to open the door on you.
Its happened to you, you know it has
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