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When a female falls asleep and a male masterbates and ejaculates into the woman's eyes and then holds her eyes open until the cum dries, she wakes up all wide eyed like legendary actress Bette Davis with respect to the Kim Carnes song of the same name.
"That bitch wouldn't shut up so when she fell asleep I stroused off and she woke up with some Bette Davis Eyes"
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If you searched it, you know how bad it is.
--What's the trailer in the community college's back yard?
--The Davie County Early College.
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a common alias used by underage girls, in an attempt to purchase cheap beer.
hey brooke you should pull a laura davis and get us some lucky extra
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An old thing from the 1970's, still sporting that frizzy mop, who is red-faced, drunk, and usually in velour jogging suits; frequently found at stop and rob convenience stores, buying cigarettes and alcohol, singing old tunes and making eyes at the ladies.
I can't even buy a Slurpee without tripping over that Double Mac Davis. Why doesn't he move to Phoenix and just melt to the tan interior of his Cadillac El Dorado?
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Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats
Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.
One of the cutest people on earth
Boy: Damn she must be a Casey-Lee Morgan-Davies
A type of nigga that lies about who he/she is knowing damn well you know what their saying isn’t true
Shut up you king Davis ass nigga the fuck you lying for
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