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A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.
Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.
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A guy that has amazing abs. He is normally really sweet and cute. You know he is the one for you if his name is Dylan. If you ever meet one just be happy with him because he doesn't like to be sad. He doesn't like fighting unless he really has to. He can be really nice but if you get on his nerves watch out. If you ever meet a Dylan then you need to take care of him because he is a keeper. He also has green looking eyes and has a fantastic personality.
That Dylan over there is just adorable.
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A boy who has a little wee wee
Dylan is a person that smells like chicken
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Has a chode
is gay
jk
usually an amazing person, loves memes, has a great taste in music and is the nicest person u could meet.
will often make jokes about u but doesnt mean any of it. he has a great sense of humour and has a great personality in general. hes usually really fit and or is really really attractive. doesnt usually have any insecurities, none that are shown anyways. hes very confident and outgoing. He is very smart and loves video games.
wow hes so fit, he must be a dylan
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Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person
Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp
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Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
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dylan is an amazing person thats always funny. he usually has brown hair and is very cheerful and loves to buy his girlfriend chocolate when he has money.
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