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A person who uses the anonymous social media app “YikYak” and frequently makes posts starting with “x upvotes and I’ll <insert action>”. Common action examples include “ask out my crush” (as if they’re in elementary school), “streak across campus”, “shout out a random phrase during an exam”.
Sad, lonely people do this on anonymous apps because they know it will rack up a lot of upvotes, which, similar to “likes” and “shares”, are the only sad thing that keeps our depressed population alive.
100 upvotes and I will ask out my crush
*285 upvotes*
Comments: “so did you do it?” “Nah he’s just a yakarma farmer”
OP: not at all but uhhhh… “yeah I did! She said yes and we’re grabbing coffee tomorrow! Thanks everyone!!” At least I got lots of yakarma
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Originates from World of Warcraft, since people in China have like 8 people on one account, and they cant read the english in the game, they just mine gold for some reason, so everytime someone is found mining gold they are called a chinese gold farmer.
Anyone who automatically accepts anything with yes, is also a chinese gold farmer.
1.Shiet d00d that l@@K at that chinese gold farmer over der!
2.D00d inv1te that chinese gold farmer to our guild he will accpet no matter what!
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Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.
How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
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When 3 guys get naked and get on their hands and knees and a female/male proceeds to jerk them off into a drinking glass similar to squeezing milk from a cows utters. When the glass is full the "Dairy" Farmer then drinks all of the contents of the glass.
Oh man, my buddies and I participated in a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer last night!
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Farmers Union Iced Coffee is an amazing iced coffee drink. It's a liquid lunch.
"Hey man, want an IC?"
"No dude, it's a Farmers Union Iced Coffee, or it's NOTHING!"
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When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.
My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.
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Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.
Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
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