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A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.
Joe, Mark and Pat are all known finger blasters whom all the women love and lust for.
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When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
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a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.
- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
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When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.
Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
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A safe word for bisexuals for getting recognized in a crowd.
Also frequently used in film theories.
ANY PERSON: *finger guns*
BI PEOPLE: "OMG is he one of us!?!?"
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The art of finger pumping a female violently barracuda style
Ouch I'm so sore jon gave me a finger bashing last night
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When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.
I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.
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