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It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.
Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.
"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.
After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
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To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.
Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."
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Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.
Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"
Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."
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Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest
"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"
"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.
If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.
Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.
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The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
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A stern warning to TSA gropers to not touch John Tyner's penis or balls when told he was about to undergo a "groin check".
Don't touch my junk. If you touch my junk, I'm going to have you arrested. -- John Tyner, San Diego Airport, November 13, 2010
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