......a green highlighter
Hey have you heard Laurenzside called Biju Mike a green highlighter
To go down on a girl from behind with her in doggy style position
Her breath smelt of puke so I gave her the mike frick.
Mike Dimitri is the most iconic fisherman bartender construction chef skiier world class traveler dog lover sky lover fire island skateboarding answers group calls gym rat non social media user scares michelle Cunningham off of fire island catches us and Jess staring at him as he turns the corner to go to work glow in the dark muscle loving Oswego graduate washed up 24 year old sky obsessed man has full on conversations with his mom telling him to fold his laundry while on a group calls has a wood cabin as a room thinks he lives in the middle of the Antarctic makes weird screams when In weekend mode scared of a relationship like nick Chan Lee smith CHARGUE man.
Mike Dimitri iconic
The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars
Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
KB Mike is the most underrated artist in the world. He is so sweet and goofy asl. He understands people pain and turns it into lyrics or it could even be his pain. His music is so calming and it’s like my happy place the only thing is I get in my feelings but feel great after. Another thing about this man he toxic but it’s okay tho I like him for him brotherly wise. This is literally my 💜 in brotherly form. Talking to him also makes my day he will text back depending on what he says. He also in a relationship and I need people to respect that. All this just came from my heart-Lele💜
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But follow KB Mike on Instagram @kbmikee_
Someone who is a skillful finger painter and is fluent in poopee language
That man is a Mike Purdy! He taught all the children how to finger paint!
Use of excessive amounts of ice cream or whipped topping when applied to pie, cake etc.
"Is that a plate of whipped cream or did you Mike it up?"