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When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes
Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***
When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.
“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”
a tasty treat for all the family
kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.
"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"
Chewing tobbaco
Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard