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new orleans saints fan

A gay who knows nothing about football and they are just watching football for Drew Brees. Normally an old woman about 75 years old. They are just as bad as cowboys fans. They are the bottom of the pyramid of NFL fans. They often brag about their 1 superbowl ring. Come on, stop living in the past. Even a Jags fan is better than a saints fan

James: What team does Harry like?
Bill: He's a new orleans saints fan
James: What's his boyfriends name?

by :)jayhonepee May 22, 2017

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Look around and realize that as much as it may seem otherwise, you are indeed at a college. Binge drinking does and will occur. Hook ups and fucking will occur. Drugs will be used. Just because its a catholic school does not mean that every fucking person here is a priest in training. If you have a problem with any of that you've obviously been too sheltered your whole fucking life and need to get the fuck out of here and live with your fucking parents. Take a trip to any other college and tell me the same shit doesn't go on. In fact, i'll put money on the fact that it occurs even more. It's called college. No other time in your life will you have ass living right next to you, basically asking to be fucked. So shut the fuck up. If you came here expecting to be just as sheltered as youve been the rest of your whole life then either get the fuck out or join the seminary.If you really wanna complain, please direct your whining and bullshit towards our wonderful president. And by wonderful i mean fucking horrible. That shitbag has done nothing but cause problems. Athletic teams are cocky. Get over it, its the same everywhere else but they get a shitload more privileges than they get here so relax.

I am in no way shape or form saying this place is a nice place to be. It sucks. That much is painfully obvious. But youre complaining for all the wrong reasons. You're complaining about the things that are at every college. Youre complaining about the things that you try to get away from your whole life but never can. Face it assholes, there are cliques everywhere, be it high school, college or your fucking office full of goddamn cubicles. Get the fuck over it. You'd think by now since all of your self-righteous assholes are so much more mature than the rest of the college that it would just be water under the fucking bridge. Jesus christ, wipe the fucking sand out of your goddamn vaginas and shut the fuck up.

So here's a tip. Worry about your own fucking problems. And if you can't concentrate on your own shit because of a drunk asshole on your hall then do something about it. Tell them to shut the fuck up. But for Gods sake, dont come on the fucking internet and complain about specific people because they at least trying to make the best out of this shithole. You have the rest of your life to be an uptight asshole.

Go to any college in the fucking country and find me a campus that doesnt have a shitload of people that that get high, shitfaced, belligerant, obnoxious, annoying, throw up...the list goes on and on faggots. Just cause you came here with a completely skewed dillusional point of view about college dont come here and whine about every little thing that irks you.

The girls are gonna be stuck up. The guys are gonna be assholes and try and get the girls drunk and hook up with them. You might even get GHB'd and if you do then maybe next time make your own fucking drink. The holier-than-thou people here will constantly think they're better than you, and chances are they are. Find solace in the fact that their aren't fraternities here. You're only here for four years so graduate and get out, no big deal. I'm just sick of people acting like this is the only place where people drink their faces off. Quit being so fucking uptight. If you want to complain about wasted money, that's at least something valid. How bout our reverred presidents christmas arches at x-mass time that were put up just in time for people to drive under them as they left for break. Or the nativity scene that looked like a white trash fun house. Note: The field that the athletic teams are trying to get together was and is funded by mostly all outside alumnus and donations.

White kids act hard wherever you go, thats no new revelation and its certainly not distinct to this campus. People play loud music in their cars or in their dorms, so dont listen or get over it. Nothings gonna change. There are nerds, jocks, sluts, preps, tough guys, god-squads, sketchballs and there always have been. Thats life, move on and dont bother anyone else. Relax, because the person that is talking shit about you is probably being talked about behind their back just as much. If it seems like im trying to come off better than you its cause i am.

If you honestly have a major problem with the way things are here, then for Gods sake transfer. I'm sure there are plenty of other places that are much much cheaper than this place . AS far as i see it, youre payin 30 thousand to complain about all the things you shouldnt be complaining about. Jesus, just move off campus, its not that complicated. You act like kids partying on the weekend is a rarity. If i seem to be venting on that certain issue its cause it just baffles me that you people are so fucking dumb. It's four years where you have free reign to get sloshed and its not a big deal to anyone else. So either join in or quit complaining

Quit worrying about other peoples shit and just move on with your own life. You have all your life to be up uptight asshole, dont try and bring me down just cause your life didnt turn out the way you wanted.


All im tryin to say is, please, shut the fuck up. There is plenty to complain about with this school that you're completely missing. This place is so assbackwards i can hardly believe it.

So just suck a dick and shut the fuck up, maybe youll get lucky,choke and end your miserable miserable existence here.

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by ConMan April 25, 2005

20πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Saint Josephs College, Hunters Hill

Possibly one of the most hated GPS schools, along with Saint Ignatius, Shore, Grammar, High and Newington. They are a bunch of wannabe mad dogs, but fail. They have been known to recruit a bunch of Aboriginals on rugby scholarships. Yer. GREAT WORK GUYS. Most of the other schools question the Joey's sexuality as well. Ok, they wear pink rugby jerseys, not friggen cerise. But cerise still sounds gay, so i dunno what they are whingeing about. Other interesting facts-
a male gappy is currently banging an employee(unspecified gender)

Saint Josephs College, Hunters hill at home, vs the MIGHTY TKS
Abo kid- wanna go me bah? i'll see you after da game!
White Fella- sure thing, bring all ya mates to you cocky little bastard.
later on
Abo kid- sorry bah, i gotta go now. maybe next time aye?

by Cameron fuckin Warnock August 25, 2009

16πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Saint Francis High School

Located in Mountain View, Saint Francis High School BREEDS D1 athletes. Yardy know how we comin. Best school in the WCAL babbbyyyy. Wrecks Serra, Mitty, and ofc the bells in every sport. Periodt.

Girl: β€œShe goes to Saint Francis High School”
Guy: β€œHe must have a million D1 offers already.”

by whatitdobabbyyy October 7, 2019

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed

You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.

Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."

by Rocketshoesbubblewrapsnake November 7, 2013

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Greatest Rugby team in the world all other teams with exception of lax smoke pole. Place were nerds band together in the name of god, led by nerdy steve urkle aka Father Ray.

This is the school home to mini thugs who act ghetto and the real thugs even hate them

by BLow me April 24, 2005

11πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Saint Patrick's Day

A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.

Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.

by chicadona March 18, 2008

3πŸ‘ 130πŸ‘Ž