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When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.
Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky
soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
When someone (usually male) taps another male on the nutsack firmly enough to elicit a short burst of testicular pain.
"Man, I actually prefer getting snapped in the ass with a wet towel in the locker room now that the football team started turkey tapping me after P.E."
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The act of displaying one's testicles outside the zipper fly, so as to create the appearance of a turkey's beard. Complete the picture by making turkey gobbles and wing flapping gestures with arms.
The party was pretty lame until Brad busted out a wild turkey.
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Getting a blow-job under the table after putting a tablecloth over it to hide who you are receiving it from.
Look at him you can totally tell he is making a turkey!
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A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle
I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!
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"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
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