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(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.
Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.
Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"
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The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick
This girl was been such a dick van spacbert
To loose half your stuff to a bitchy fiancee and then get cunt struck by the next girl that comes along, Leaving you in a position where you will likley lose half of your half.
Leaving you with a quarter or sweet fuck all.
Man, poor Barry. Those girls really pulled a van der Vlerk on him.
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A fucking awesome band that consists of 3 brothers, Josh Kiszka (lead singer), Jake Kiszka (guitarist), Sam Kiszka (bassist), and their friend Danny Wagner (drummer). They're from Frankenmuth, Michigan, and make great music that takes you back to the 70s. They are all in their early 20s and extremely talented. It is only the beginning for them.
Me: Man that new Greta Van Fleet album is awesome
Friend: omg I know I love them
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SoC duology spoiler warning (maybe?):
If we're talking the dude from the Grishaverse he's a complete jerk and I don't think anyone likes him. If someone does they're definitely alone about it.
If we're talking the Chief Executive Officer or whatever the fuck, idk man, that's just a dude
Person 1: Did you start reading Six of Crows?
Person 2: Yes and I hate Jan Van Eck
Person 1: As you should
When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.