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After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.
Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.
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The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.
Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.
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When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.
Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened
John: WHAT?
Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.
John: Thats fucked up.
Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes
John: Your not staying at my house.
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During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face
“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”
When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.
Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.
When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."