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Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023


Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021


samuel

Samuel is tha goat also known as faaz "jah" 'throat SAMUEL goat ' Al

Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud (Arabic: سلمان بن عبد العزیز آل سعود Salmān ibn 'Abd al-'Azīz Āl Su'ūd, Najdi Arabic pronunciation: sælˈmæ n ben ˈʕæbd ælʕæˈzi z ʔæ l sæˈʕu d; born 31 December 1935) has been the King of Saudi Arabia and Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques since 23 January 2015.

Bro that guys such a goat he must be a mf SAMUEL 😈

by faaz "jah" throat SAMUEL goat July 1, 2020


Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

by Ralphp May 31, 2024


Samuel

An absolutely exquisite man, with a very large wood

Rah is that Samuel

by YoSistersOvaries July 17, 2022


Samuel

Samuel is an amazing guy who has a gay friend named Andrew who makes him laugh in a weird way, maybe too weird

That’s a samuel

by Samuel is better 123 April 19, 2021


Samuel

February 13th
Old soul
Whines about Shawn Mendes and Paramore
Like rap trash like Kanye West and the dude from Havana
Stupid
Thinks he’s smart

No cap
Nah just playin

Samuel = dirty blonde, wavy hair that looks like a mushroom, brown eyes, average height I guess, skinny, bushy eyebrows, Canadian

by keyboardkween07 January 18, 2021