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An individual who moved from Alaska to an urban area. They butcher people's names and like to procrastinate. These people are nice an easy going. Also they tend to be good musicians in most cases. An Alaskan jimmy tends to look and act more mature then their age and shys away from public speaking. They are an interesting class of people if you come across one be careful they know kung-fu.
alaskan jimmy
The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.
Q: Why does your breath smell like shit?
A: Its not shit, its an Alaskan Cinnamon Roll. Want one?
The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.
Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.
an alaskan black snake is when you poop into a condom, you can freeze it and use it as a dildo
oh my i lost my dildo im just gonna make an alaskan black snake
When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel