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The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
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When a person shits in someones asshole then that person shits it back into their asshole.
Guy1- I met this girl last night and she showed me what an Alaskan Eskimo hug was.
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- "whispers"
Guy2- THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.
Q: Why does your breath smell like shit?
A: Its not shit, its an Alaskan Cinnamon Roll. Want one?
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The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.
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Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.
After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.
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The Act of a man freezing a Turd then placing it inside the womans mouth before having sex with her.
During sex the turd heats up having a sloppy consistancy a lot like a wet dog. The womans mouth being the doghouse.
Bro ive got a dog freezing in the freezer and its begging for a home. Shes gonna get a mean Alaskan Doghouse
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an alaskan black snake is when you poop into a condom, you can freeze it and use it as a dildo
oh my i lost my dildo im just gonna make an alaskan black snake
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