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The best show ever with many twists and turns!
you can find them in the news channel
Man1: Have you seen America 2020! It's so crazy, what episode are you on?
Man2: I'm already on season 2 America 2021!
Remember that orange dude, Turns out he summoned an army and invaded the white castle in DC!
Man1: dude, you spoiled it, not cool.
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1. the world after China kicked America's ass, financially.
2. The inevitable decline of American culture worldwide.
3. The EPIC FAIL of American Policy in the Middle East.
4. (redneck version) the election of Barack Obama.
5. The Day The World Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Riots in post-American puppet states.
Wikileaks hunted by post-America.
Anonymous trumping elite hackers hired by the post-American GOV.
Gay marriage.
The internet.
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A lame, over popular, mall in a dull, boring city with nasty fat pasty girls with thick accents. Supposedly the biggest in the US however, it is just a small lame theme park in a regular sized mall.
Sarah: I came from Houston to see this Mall of America?
Sarah's Cousin Lauren, a resident of Minneapolis: Yea, isn't it aweseome? It's the biggest in the US you know?
Sarah: Yes, I know that, but where is the Louis Vuitton, Fendi, or Gucci?
Lauren: We don't have those stores, but we do have a BigDog outlet.
Sarah: My point exactly...
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Someone who is well educated and well read and doesn't subscribe to such ridiculous notions as laissez faire capitalism, militarism, or xenaphobia.
A slur used by white supremacists and other irrational right wingers to criticize people who are smart enough to make better arguments than they do.
Noam Chomsky is a Jew America-hater
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A FPS made by the U.S. Military to give people a virtual experience of being in the battlefield. Consists of big noobs who always shoot their teammates in the Special Forces missions, and consists of expert gamers who know what their doing and can pwn. Users can modify their M4A1 rifle with scopes, bipods for sniping, grenade launchers for heavy assault, and with silencers for silent kills. Free, good graphics, good physics. Speaking of which, the developers have added rag doll physics to the game making it more realistic, the rag dolls are very light, meaning they can fly sky high when blown up by a RPG or grenade. Somewhat associated with weed.
America's Army really makes me want to join the military!
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a cool ass mother fucking isp that is easy to hack and has a lot of fucking features. ie you can go in chatrooms and talk shit but you can get a TOS if you dont have a TOS remover application that you can download from www.lenshell.com. That site is the shit for AOL progz. The employees are a bunch of dumbasses that will give out passwords and shit, they are so god damn gullible its unbelieveable. the anti virus sucks big time dick but fuck you! your supposed to have your own anti virus proggie anyways. there are cool message boars that you can flame on that are like so fucking awesome. the connection is still slower than fucking mollases unless you have a cable modem, which you are pretty lame anyways if you dont have one these days. the only thing is i am getting sick and fucking tired of getting sand niggers everytime i call aol, cant i get an american once! JUST ONE FUCKING TIME!! Shit thats all i fucking need is an american, it is hard to send a virus or some other mother fucker because the built in virus proggie usually detects it even though it is a piece of horse shit! If your a n00b to aol there is so many fucking things to discover on aol its incredible. well im gonna wrap it up. so any aol h8rs out there go fuck yourself you fags
Damn dog AOL is so easy to hack no wonder its #1
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