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If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.
The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.
A dog that is somewhat neurotic but sweet and loving. She can not sit still but wants your attention all the time. She is super mushy at one point and then tries to smother you at another.
That luna dog is a LUNAtic, but I love her!
A three-way "spit roasting" sexual experience, specifically administered by two black men to a Caucasian woman; named after the Chicago "char-dog" hotdog, which is blackened on each end.
I hear Bryan filed for divorce after he caught two dudes from the neighborhood char-dogging his wife the other night!
Contrary to his name, the D-Dog is not actually a dog at all. Nor is he some form of tiger – despite what some funky logos would have you believe! He is in fact a human and a strange subsect of human at that. The technical term for such a sub species is Vocalis-mentalis-entertanium or in layman’s terms – the front man to a rock band.
Although a social animal, the D-Dog spends much of it’s time in relative solitude. He spends this time much like a monk….a monk who isn’t silent or in monastery or wearing any kind of robes-or anything at all in many cases- look at all that skin! - oh god this is a terrible analogy!
The D-Dog’s seeming ability for bad time keeping is a long standing trait of all wizards – wow, the evidence is really mounting now! Whoa! Did you see that?! How does he do it? Hmmmm magic!
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Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.
I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.
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Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?
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Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.
A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.
Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!
Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!
Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!
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