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When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.
Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."
The art of shaving off all pubic hair
Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
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When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys
Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads
An extremely major erection.
Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.
Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"
Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."
A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".
The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".
"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."
Getting punched in the face with a penis.
Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.
A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.
Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.
My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.