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When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.
*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.
Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*
The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values
-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke
Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"
Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"
the majority of answers on urban dictionary
Can whoever is writing the stuff on urban dictionary not make the definitions either sex or completely random bullshit please
An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.
Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?
Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!
Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!
A term popularized by the youtube channel, Anime Balls Deep meaning any logic utilized usually within Shonen Anime to justify the existence or possibility of a certain thing while using existing theories or particular aspects of real life Science.
With his degree in A.B.S(Anime Bullshit Science), John could tell Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto's mangaka, through Naruto Uzumaki's Baryon mode was referencing nuclear fusion.
A mental disorder where a person cannot help but make up absurd comments and/or lies. Even if repeatedly asked to stop or even threatened, the person will continue to create bullshit comment/remarks about someone.
Guy 1: Thom just told me that you were in a gay porno.
Guy 2: Thats Bullshit! he's lying.
One day later....
Guy 1:Thom said you have a crush on our male foreign language teacher.
Guy 2: WTF that's a lie. Man, the amount of bullshit Thom can make up is unbelievable he must have Unlimited Bullshit Disorder.
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verb: the act of using one's toes to pinch people; one can be a monkey toe bullshitter, but is not common to say.
"goddamnit aaron, i will cut off your feet if you don't quit with that monkey toe bullshit"
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