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An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.
Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?
Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.
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When someone slides into the DMs by sending a dick pic
Person one: Hey did you hit up that waitress from yesterday on instagram
Person two: Yeah man! I went sliding in head first
When male virgin thinks he’s gonna get laid, but he gets his ass ripped.
Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.
When you put on a brand new ‘fit, usually newly thrifted or sought out intentionally. You are feeling yourself and the ‘fit is absolutely perfect for the moment at hand. You have confidence and radiate determination to let yourself shine! Sometimes abbreviated as FFE. Not even comparable to Big Dick Energy, so don’t even try.
Often used to describe a waste of effort I.e. “damn, I went on this date and had first fit energy but he was so boring.”
Baddie in group chat: OKAAYYYY I have First Fit Energy tnightttt!
Baddie #1: Pics!?!
Baddie #2: duuuuudeeeee I just got back from school I’m dead.
Baddie #3: *sends pic*
Baddie #1 omggjs ienxi yes perfection
Baddie #2: wait did you go on that date already?!? Wahoooooo
A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.
Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.
The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.
K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.
At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.
"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"
I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.
A friend of the same gender who you are so close to that you both start to feel that there is romantic tension between you, however, you will never explore these feelings because according to the devs, you are heterosexual, and you will likely marry someone of the opposite gender, whom you have no chemistry with.
"Hey man, I just wanna let you know that I think you as my first party member. You've been with me for the longest of all my friends, and I truly do love and believe in you. Like, I really do cherish you and feel safe around you. But again, I just think of you as a first party member. No gay shit."