A yellow bus transports children and teenagers to a concentration camp, nicknamed "school", five days of the week.
We spend, on average, seven-ish hours a day in this prison, where we are driven mad by gossip, drama, shithead students, fucktard teachers, and fights. In the long run, we spend fourteen years in these hellholes, when combining the time spent in grade school, Kindergarten, and Preschool, but not including College. Oh, and who can forget about schoolwork and homework? That also drives us insane.
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something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god
Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed
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An illness you pick up from School Camp with young children.
Greg: "Sorry I won't be at work today, I have 'Camp Bug'."
Heath: "Does that mean you've caught gay whilst pitching a tent or you have an upset stomach from School Camp?"
Greg: "Hmmm... Both?"
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"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."
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A group of close friends that go camping together annually.
The three families go camping three times a year as it is a tradition. They call themselves a camping squad
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The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they donβt show it. Theyβre kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add theyβre bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever
Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always
Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls theyβre so much better
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Camp Matoaka is an all girls sleep-away camp in Smithfield Maine. It is home to a beautiful campus of pink cabins and green fields. The camp has been running for many decades and is incredibly girly. It is a great place to go for a fun relaxing camp experience, but you wonβt get any of the nitty gritty hiking or hands on experience that you would get from other camps. Matoaka girls are very spirited, but are usually not the most sporty or tomboyish.
Iβm sending my daughter to Camp Matoaka because she is very girly and refuses to go to a camp that hikes.
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