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Concentration camp

See: school

A yellow bus transports children and teenagers to a concentration camp, nicknamed "school", five days of the week.

We spend, on average, seven-ish hours a day in this prison, where we are driven mad by gossip, drama, shithead students, fucktard teachers, and fights. In the long run, we spend fourteen years in these hellholes, when combining the time spent in grade school, Kindergarten, and Preschool, but not including College. Oh, and who can forget about schoolwork and homework? That also drives us insane.

by Anonymous Loner January 5, 2013

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Bush Camping

something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god

Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed

by KevOnTheBus May 2, 2019

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Camp Bug

An illness you pick up from School Camp with young children.

Greg: "Sorry I won't be at work today, I have 'Camp Bug'."
Heath: "Does that mean you've caught gay whilst pitching a tent or you have an upset stomach from School Camp?"
Greg: "Hmmm... Both?"

by vzuterus November 20, 2008

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constipation camp

Where Shitler sent the Poos

"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid September 13, 2020

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camping squad

A group of close friends that go camping together annually.

The three families go camping three times a year as it is a tradition. They call themselves a camping squad

by Oldhickoryham June 23, 2017

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Camp matoaka

The best fucking place on earth. Even though the girls there might act jappy they don’t show it. They’re kind hearted people who share the love for this special place. There is fun for everyone there wether you like water activities, crafts, sports, or anything else you will find it at camp matoaka. Not to mention they have the best Whoopie pies and chocolate chip pancakes in the whole entire world. And can I add they’re bunks are PINK. All in all matoaka is the best place ever

Caribou and manitou boys: so excited for the social with camp matoaka, the girls are hotties
Matoaka girls: looking gorgeous like always

Vega girls: we should be more like the matoaka girls they’re so much better

by Heyyyyperson March 31, 2019

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Camp Matoaka

Camp Matoaka is an all girls sleep-away camp in Smithfield Maine. It is home to a beautiful campus of pink cabins and green fields. The camp has been running for many decades and is incredibly girly. It is a great place to go for a fun relaxing camp experience, but you won’t get any of the nitty gritty hiking or hands on experience that you would get from other camps. Matoaka girls are very spirited, but are usually not the most sporty or tomboyish.

I’m sending my daughter to Camp Matoaka because she is very girly and refuses to go to a camp that hikes.

by KillingiswrongJD June 13, 2019

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