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A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.
Watch your step, Frenchy plopped a fannie bass just upstream from here!
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Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
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When lifting a large stone or piece of wood with others, "Here, get your fanny hooks around this."
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fanny webb has two meanings, the first being dirty sex juices that have been left and dried up.
the second meaning is, when a woman has not had any sexual activity for a while hence the webs in her vagina.
"oh fuck, i better fucking clean me up cause im dirty as shit... iv well got fanny webb."
"ever since i caught the aids all iv been getting down there is fanny webb"
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makes you feel all tingly *whispers* down there
did you see james mcavoy with his top off in wanted?
yeah, it gave me a proper fanny buzz that did!
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A flannel used specifically to wipe ones vagina
This fanny flannel is very soft on my bits
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