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A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets
Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell
When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
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Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
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A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight
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Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
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When a person's thumb:
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy
I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.
"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"
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