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I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020


kill me now i have so much homework

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

by John Titor/Barrel December 1, 2017

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I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

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Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 17, 2020


New Homework

New tasks given to slut to study and follow as part of her Sluttish duties in regard to said slutter.

I don't care about that homework. We gonna do new homework! Without a magnum in sight!

by Jock_Kousteaux April 6, 2016


homeworker

Homeworking jobs are performed by homeworkers who work at home in such home-based jobs as telecommunications.

She is a homeworker

by scotu February 26, 2009


Homework Skydiving

Doing homework mere minutes before it is due.

"You can't keep homework skydiving like this, it's not healthy."

by JackalopeKN November 13, 2021