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When something is totally trashed or dirty.
Jerry: "Dang! I got mud all over my new shoes!
Someone took a shit in my oven!"
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the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?
Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.
Gay Man1: No way dude really?
Gay Man2: YES WAY!!
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Dutch Rug Oven Boat <deutsche rhug ohfen boaat>
Noun-When A person is getting Tugboated underneath a blanket whilst farting.
"Beeson was giving Kristine a tugboat underneath the blankets, when she farted and he starting gagging, all of the sudden she screamed out Dutch Rug Oven Boat!"
When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.
The act of farting in an empty take out bag and handing the customer it after handing them their bag with food. Usually done with the crappiest of the rudest customers in the fast food service. Also known as the Dutch Oven On the Go.
Employee: Hi, Welcome to Yummy In Your Tummy, what can get for you.
Customer Yelling: Can i get a Cheeseburger with NO PICKLE!
Employee: *enters cheeseburger with no pickle*
Customer Yelling: I said a double cheeseburger with no pickle. NOT a cheeseburger
Employee: I apologize, I miss heard you but I'll fix that. Was that all for this order.
Customer Yelling: Do it right the first time and you wouldn't have to fix it!
Employee: I apologize for that, your total is $1.87 at the first window.
Employee: We need a Dutch Oven Drive-Thru for order 12-94.
Employee 2: *Picks up empty to go bag, opens bag. holds up to buttock and flatulates in bag, Hands to Yelling customer.*
Yelling Customer after driving off. Oh crap they gave me a Dutch Oven on the Go. I must've been their biggest jerk today.
When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.
I “ Cast-Iron Dutch-Oven -ed” Julia last night. She decided to press charges for domestic violence.
When one's breath smells as if small rodents and boofonky have been roasting inside. Creating a Hot Breath Oven (HBO)
Person 1: HO MAH LAWD! Did you smell that librarian's breath?!
Person: YES! My goodness. It was was smelling like Hot Breath Oven (HBO)!
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