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Jelly Belly

A small store located in a mall area next to a park.
A hellhole for intelligent, individual workers who have to go through a day of smiles and greetings for people who don't give a fuck.
A place where parents lack common sense and don't take care of their kids, and don't fucking listen when you tell them how fast the candy comes out of the bins.
A place where people expect things to be handed to them, not thinking for themselves, nor have even common courtesy.

Kid screaming: I WANNA GO TO JELLY BELLY!!!

Parent: Sure honey!

by Stillhet Det Klok July 16, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


vagina jelly

The ooze that comes out of a vagina, where the girl doesnt know if its period ooze or yeast infection ooze.

Chanel pulled off her underwear and there were some crusty stains that were thick and disgusting. Then she barfed. She has some nasty vagina jelly.

by Dustin E. October 7, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jelly bracelets

Fetish Sex Jelly Braclet Guide!
This is only if the jelly braclets are interlinked.

Black: S&M
Blue: Bondage
Red: Trample/Foot-Fetish
Green: Beastiality
Yellow: Golden Shower
Purple: Asphixiation
Brown: Hot Carl
Orange: Medical
Clear: Her/His Choice
Glows: Whips
Sparkles: Gloves

Mixing it up (ex. Black + Blue = Bondage S&M or Black + Red = Trample S&M).

My interlocked black jelly bracelets snaped, looks like its time for S&M

by Ohmygoditsthetramplefrea September 1, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jelly-on-springs

bouncing or quivering female breasts and/or buttocks

She was a bit nervous about her jelly-on-springs getting unwanted attention.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chin jelly

Semen on your chin

i gave mellisa some chin jelly last nite

by Darryl February 5, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.

1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.

by Jizzle March 17, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž